Fifty Shelves of Grey

A Selection of Great Books Erotically Remastered

Vanessa Parody

July 2012 Copies available Original publisher: Constable & RobinsonHumour

Your favourite books sexed up, stripped bare and given a seriously good spanking.

Introducing Fifty Shelves of Grey – all your favourite books, artfully condensed and erotically remastered, packaged into one volume, and ergonomically designed to be easily read with one hand. From literary masterpieces – Jane Eyre turns the tables on Mr Rochester; to modern classics – Philip Marlowe is a dick of a different kind in The Big Sleep, via recipes – Nigella Lawson treats herself to some afternoon delight; and self-help – the Fear gets well and truly Felt, and we Do It Anyway; this collection has something for every reader and every kink. So whip off your glasses, let your hair down and unleash your inner hot librarian.

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